Attn: Fans of...ah, interesting music

The World Famous (But Not For A Good Reason) Rock Bottom Remainders are going on a tour of America's Heartland:

"The band is very excited about the WannaPalooza Tour. We are going to rock the nation's Heartland so hard that there could be bruising as far away as the nation's Spleenland, and possibly even the nation's Kidneyland."

-Dave Barry, lead guitar

If you live in the general vicinity of the Heartland, be sure to (get your protective gear on and) head out to the party.