Wow

This article is cool in so many ways, it'd be a tragedy to miss it:

• Hawaiian Bobtail Squid would be a good name for a rock band.
• How often do you get to read the words "Klingon cloaking device" in an article about microbes?
• The author of the paper has possibly the coolest last name ever: McFall-Ngai.
• Oh, and the article is actually interesting in and of itself.